Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.
People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.
When someone is impatient and says, 'I haven't got all day,' I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
I'm always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I'm listening to it.