GOLF

It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Joe was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse speaker-

 " Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the Men's tee, please ! "

Joe was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. Again the announcement-

 " Would the man on the woman's tee kindly back up to the men's tee ! "

Joe had had enough. He shouted,-

 " Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot ! "



Just thought you may need a good laugh......unless of coarse you play golf in which case you may be able to relate and have a laugh.